Saturday, February 20, 2016

Entry 1

The Vietnam Diaries

If words could describe the humidity of Asian countries it would be something like walking into a wall of sweat. When all the water that is inside your body comes out through every single pore you own. You suddenly feel like a human sponge. In return they love their A/C in airports, hotels and cars. They must believe foreigners are used to such aggressive bursts of cold air but alternating between the two I could almost feel my sweat freezing on top of my skin.

Arrival in Ho Chi Minh City (HCMC formerly known as Saigon)

The shock was not only physical, upon exiting the airport you are immediately immersed in a sea of people. With 8.224 million inhabitants (2015), it felt like half of them had shown up for our arrival. Young kids would stare at us, for some of them it would be a first time or rare occasion seeing a foreigner. There are several taxi stands with staff waving us in offering private cars or taxis. We read the most reliable and safe ones were Mai Linh and Vinasun. All aboard for what will be an interesting first ride through the dense, loud and uncoordinated traffic.




side note: Etihad Airways lost our luggage, their policy is $40 US per person per day, you can claim it upon your next check-in at the airport.

According to The Saigon Times, as of January 2014 there were 5.8 million registered motorbikes in HCMC. Three cars out of four are taxis so motorbikes are clearly the best way to make it from A to B in this town. There’s barely any stopping, even though it looks like we could be stuck in this massive mess for hours people simply change lanes and keep rolling. The immediate difference between Asia and all other western countries is their use of the horn. For them it’s simply a way of letting other vehicles know that they are changing direction or approaching slowly. 

We were dropped off on the main street where our hotel was supposed to be and the taxi driver kindly pointed toward a building across the street. After walking up and down the block a few times we couldn’t find the address and decided to test the locals ability to locate our small “boutique” hotel. One lady managed to point us to an alley which was leading off the main street. We later understood that addresses such as: 54/33 means that the second number will be in a small alley located next to 54 off the main street.


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Vietnam is know as a food mecca, we purposely refused to have breakfast included with our room so that we could go out and get our mouths dirty. The catch? Vietnam has been going through an increasing industrial phase which resulted in a lot of pollution of many water ways. This being said, it is highly recommended to avoid drinking water from the tap and we would go as far as using bottled water to brush our teeth. What does that mean when eating out in a restaurant? Well this means the fresh vegetables on your plate have been in contact with tap water and the ice in your drink is also often made out of tap water.

The first few times we avoided ice at all costs and whenever we ordered drinks we asked “NO ICE, NO ICE”. After a few tries some of the restaurants’ staff began to assure us that “ICE CLEAN, GOOD ICE” or “MINERAL WATER ICE”. We realized a lot of the more touristic places knew that foreigners’ stomachs were not made to sustain the damage caused by the tap water and had switched to buying mineral water to make their drinks. Just to be clear, they put ice in nearly every drink, smoothies, fruit juices, iced coffees and even in beer!



side note: once the ice dilemma was cleared up we fell in love with the Vietnamese Iced Coffee   (Cafe Sua Da), made of 50% Arabica and 50% Robusta beans, a small amount of coffee is poured in a glass full of ice, topped with sweet condensed milk and hot water. Stir, drink!

Our first hotel in HCMC was conveniently located in the Nguyen Thai Binh district (pardon the accents, I’m not switching my keyboard to Vietnamese). The street we were on had several small quaint coffee bars and restaurants which would certainly appeal to everyone. Throughout the trip we noticed that a lot of little places like these were popping up here and there and they also get a lot of attention from the locals. What’s interesting about the furniture is how everything is so close to the floor. Miniature chairs and tables, almost child-like! We all know the stereotype of Asian being shorter but even for them it looks like a bunch of adults in a kindergarten parent-teacher meeting. Most of the restaurants and cafés’ store fronts are made of one huge garage door so the A/C is substituted by fans.



side note: for a complex misunderstanding of the Vietnamese alphabet click here

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Ink Kultur

'Tis the season to be half-naked again, with temperatures hitting the high 30s Münchners are heading to the streams, lakes and public pools to cool down and show us how their gym membership paid off, or not.

With all this exposed skin just walking about, we get to discover some beautiful artwork and interesting tattoo concepts. The most coveted one has to be the "tramp stamp"! Briefly popular in the 90s the concept left a lot of women and some men regretting this particular investment and being shamed by those who said thanks but, no thanks to the ongoing trend.

In Germany there are a few terms to describe this often tribal piece of artwork located on the lower part of the back.

"Schlampenstempel" is probably the most literal translation, there's also "Arschvignette" and my favorite "Arschgeweih" which translates to "ass antlers".


"Cool tattoo honey."




Friday, November 21, 2014

What it means to work abroad

A few days ago, I stumbled upon an article on The Local's website. According to this article I'm not the only qualified immigrant coming to Germany for a piece of the cake. Plenty of us find ourselves in the same situation. We move to a country with a 5.1% unemployment rate (lower than Canada 6.5%), we make a few friends to network, start looking for jobs and realize through the application process that if you don't speak German, your options are very limited.

As a native French speaker I pick up English at a very young age and consider myself lucky to be able to fluently discuss in both languages. Europe is different! The proximity between all of the countries is the cause of a cluster of languages. International companies are looking for people who speak Spanish, Italian, Russian, Arabic, Dutch and the list goes on.

Certain skill sets override the language requirements. I've see a lot of engineering and computer science jobs which require only English. Makes me think about a change of career path sometimes.

As far as I'm concerned, I still have to improve my German skills to be able to pierce through the Communications and Marketing field. I've been actively searching for a position in PR firms, Communications Agencies, bigger companies such as Yahoo, Amazon and a few local craft beer companies (everybody has a dream right?)

I'm currently looking at the job market and the internship dilemma. Stay tuned for my next post.





Friday, September 5, 2014

Mistaken for an illegal immigrant

It's Friday, 9 am Munich time and the phone rings. It's the police... They have been informed by the city of Munich that I was residing here illegally and we have to be at the police station in 2 hours.

Here's what happened, my girlfriend and I were visiting friends and family in Canada for a few weeks and then returned to a bunch of mail, including a letter from the city of Munich stating that I was residing in the country as an illegal immigrant. I was surprised by the fact that I was even able to get "IN" the country. If this was an actual fact, I imagine the border/passport control would've stopped me.

In due course, I mail them a copy of my passport and visa, issued by the Federal Republic of Germany, expecting this issue to be resolved. Not more than a week later I get a copy of that same letter in the mail, thinking this might be an automated system it's possible they didn't sort through the pile and found my innocence plea.

And that's how we get to the Friday 9 am phone call, merely 2 days after that letter was sent for the second time, they had already sent the same letter to the police station. The officer in charge of my file was very calm and sympathetic to my cause. He offered his contact information after verifying my legitimacy and told me to refer any further inquiry on my status to him. He proceeded to explain to us how the city of Munich has a central database and they should have access to my visa information but, you know, sometimes... what can you do?

What should've happened was when I signed up for my residency permit for the city of Munich, they should've asked me how long I planned on staying or if I had a certain type of work or travel visa and then put that information in the system. Or take a minute and look in their system before sending off this chain mail of accusations.

After more than 6 months in the country, what happened for them to suddenly notice that I had become an illegal immigrant? A tourist visa is 90 days, so after 3 months I would've expected a notice but it's been more than 180 days and they expect you to resolve this in a matter of days! After several ins and outs from Germany to top it off and I have never been questioned about my visa or multiple entries or residency issues whatsoever.

I thought that going through the trouble of getting the visa before-hand was already enough that you wouldn't have to prove again and again that you're a legit immigrant. There also has to be a better way than sending scary letters telling people that their status is illegal, a little tact would've been much appreciated. So from this point of view whether it's Canadian bureaucracy or German bureaucracy, systems will have flaws.

To most of you, Germany is known for their work ethics and efficiency. I have yet to see this.

This and Neuschwanstein.




For Canadians looking for visa info for Germany this site is very useful: http://www.canada.diplo.de/visa